The Hottest Real Life Sex Stories You Will Ever Read: Real men share their wayward stories that play on a near-continuous loop inside their dirty, dirty minds.
For most men, there’s no such thing as bad sex – and suggesting that there is would simply amount to a contradiction in terms. All men believe sex is pretty damn good, no matter what. Even so, every man has that one uber-memorable fling that stands out above the rest. So, with that in mind, we asked a bunch of real men to give us a ‘private tour’ of their spank banks and share their hottest sexual encounters with us… and here’s what they told us. Enjoy!
“Just as I was about to blow my load, she began contracting and releasing her muscles down there and I could really feel her squeezing my cock. It was the most powerful orgasm I’ve ever experienced.” ~Cameron
“Right, this might sound bizarre, but one Christmas, my then GF tied a big red ribbon around her waist then asked me to shag her from behind. I held onto the ribbon and used it to pull her towards me as I thrust my dick deep into her tight pussy. OMG, it was the best present I’ve ever had and by a country mile.” ~Shawn
“My ex-girlfriend gave me a blowjob while I was standing and she was lying on the bed facing up, with her head hanging off the edge. It was the best oral sex I’d ever had and better (probably) than anything I’ve ever seen in a porn video.” ~Will
“About five years ago, I had a one night stand with a drop-dead gorgeous 26 year old tour rep. We went back to my room and things went from good to better. She was on top of me with her hands against the wall behind the bed. And she kept lifting herself up and hovering so just the tip of my penis was inside her. She’d move her hips in circles then lowered herself slowly. It was quite a view I can tell you, and an incredible feeling I’ve not been able to replicate with any of the women I’ve been with since.” ~Dan
“My fiancée and I were on holiday and I’d hired a BMW convertible. While I was driving on a back road, she started to go down on me. It was such a rush that I had to pull over and she finished me off on the side of the road. Fortunately (or not) no other cars passed, but the sheer thrill of being seen certainly added to the moment.” ~Carlo
“Handcuffs, handcuffs, handcuffs! An ex-girlfriend of mine used a pair of those fuzzy ones on me after she went to a friend’s lingerie/sex toy party and she presented them to me in a goodie bag. She actually cuffed my hands to the bed frame while I was asleep. I woke up with her on top of me. That’s the split second when I realised I was dating a sex goddess.” ~Damian
“I was stood in front of the bathroom mirror, just about to brush my teeth, when my then gf walked in totally starkers, sat on the edge of the sink facing me, pulled down my boxers, and pulled me against her. We ended up having sex right there and then. I have to tell you, it was several weeks before I could brush my teeth without that moment popping into my head.” ~Kurt
“There was a time I’d skip foreplay, but one night my ex spent close to 30 minutes getting me warmed up. She massaged me, licked my nipples and touched me everywhere except my cock and balls. When she ultimately did pay some attention ‘down there’, I lasted all of 20 seconds, but it felt so amazing. Now I’m always secretly wishing the girls I hook up with would spend more time on foreplay.” ~Rich
“The last time I went down on my girlfriend, she did something I’ve never experienced before. She spread her legs extra-wide, lifting them up to create a V around my head. Then, when she climaxed, she closed her legs gripping my head. I could truly feel her thighs throbbing. At that moment I knew just how much she loved me.” ~Sam
“I’ll never forget the time my ex-gf and I were blindfolded, and we made love. It was a strange sensation not knowing what was about to happen, until it happened! Everything was about touch. I didn’t know what she was about to do to me, until all of a sudden I felt her lips around my penis, OMG, for a moment at least, I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. It was a unique experience having to use my tongue and fingers to explore all of her body and to discover where each of her erogenous zones where at any given moment. It was visual sensory deprivation. It was very nice.” ~Drew
“The girl I was seeing had a day off work, but I had to work. From the moment I pulled off the drive to when I came home that evening, she sent me an array of close up pictures of her body parts with different verbs like ‘lick’, ‘touch’, and ‘suck’. I hardly got any work done that day, and as soon as I got home we had the kind of hot sex that only comes after eight hours of anticipation.” ~James
“An ex-girlfriend once let me watch her while she touched herself. Not only was it hot, but it was most educational as I got to see—for the first time—exactly how she liked to be touched.” ~Tim
“When my first wife and I moved into our first home together, I imagined a night of unpacking and organising stuff. But she told me that we weren’t unpacking a single thing till we christened every room in the house. (We went at it for a few minutes in one room, then move to the next.) There was no furniture, so it meant a lot of sex on the floor and up against the walls and honestly, it made me question the need for furniture at all.” ~Marco
“Right in the middle of having sex with some random girl (in missionary position), she put her arms above her head and said, ‘Pin me down.’ I did and she virtually growled, ‘I love it when a guy is in full control of my body.’ It wasn’t the usual dirty talk; it was so hot that she knew what she wanted. What she wanted was to totally dominate.” ~Michael
“My girlfriend and I went to a friend’s wedding last year. In the middle of the cutting of the cake, she grabbed my hand and walked me away from the proceedings. She took me outside and onto the patio and started to unzip my trousers and go down on me, with about 100 people on the other side of the wall. It was by far the wackiest thing that’s ever happened to me sexually and would have relayed my story to all my friends at every opportunity, if she hadn’t sworn me to secrecy. Whatever happened to you Meghan, I still miss you terribly to this day.” ~Emilio
“One of my ex’s called me while I was away on a business trip, saying that she was touching herself and was about to cum and wanted to get me on the phone so that I could hear her as she climax. I sat in my hotel room not saying anything, just listening to her get close then orgasm. My cock went from limp to rock hard in, like, 10 seconds.” ~Daniel
“I went back to this girl’s apartment one night, but instead of us taking the lift, she said, ‘Let’s take the stairs.’ We were walking up when all of a sudden she dropped to her knees and went down on me. Screw ‘Love in a Lift’, I’m all about ‘Love in a stairwell’ now.” ~Jason
“On my birthday 3 years ago, my girlfriend gave me a list of all the sexual things she was going to do to me that day (give me a striptease, touch herself in front of me, have reverse cowgirl sex, among other things). It was the most fucking awesome birthday gift ever and I would be more than a little happy to receive the same thing this year.” ~Dan
“The sexiest thing my ex did in bed was to take total control of me, where she performed the filthiest, dirtiest things imaginable…wearing nothing but her heels. I do not intend to reveal the details of what we did, suffice to say it fell into the ‘bizarre sex’ category” ~Robert
“Four words: sex on a plane. My partner at the time pulled me into the tiny bathroom, pulled down my pants, turned around and braced herself on the sink, then told me to ‘cum faster than I’d ever cum before’. When we walked out, someone was waiting to use the loo and I was horrified, but she made up some story about how she was really sick and needed my help. I don’t know what impressed me more: her initiating mile-high sex or how good she was at thinking on her feet. That’s not true, I know which impressed me more.” ~Jake
“We had sex in the back of my 4×4 in a Tesco’s car park in broad daylight. Don’t ask.” ~Robert
“I’m a fire-fighter and one night my partner put on my helmet during sex and screamed, ‘Fuck me fireman!’” ~Geoff
“I met this woman from Bristol at a wedding and brought her back to my place. We went out onto the balcony to check out the view and ended up making love. Before I knew what was happening, we were having doggy style sex over the edge of the railings. Then she did something I’ll never forget: She started shouting, ‘I love sex!’ as I shagged her from behind. To this day, I still talk about that night with my friends.” ~Kevin
“When I first started dating my girlfriend, she came round to mine one evening, wearing a long coat and carrying a calzone – my favourite pizza. You know where this is going, right? She was naked under the coat. Let’s just say the calzone was awesome, but it was only the second best part of the evening.” ~Garret
“Out to dinner with an ex, we started talking about some of the filthiest stuff we’d done with each other. She said it was making her incredibly horny. I said that I’d take care of that later, but she said she couldn’t wait and went to the toilets. A few minutes later she came back and said that she’d brought herself to climax there. She told me all the wet details while I sat there totally gobsmacked.” ~Carlo